What Is Your Battle Cry?
Lo! Who is that, sprinting over the wasteland! It is Rita, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! She screams gutterally:
"I'm seriously going to bludgeon you so forcibly, you will see ultraviolet!!"
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Yea, verily: Who is that, striding out of the desert! It is Jo, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with a low scream, her voice cometh:
"As sure as predators devour prey, no flesh shall be spared!!!"
Sprinting across the fields, clutching a meaty axe, cometh Rose! And she gives a booming grunt:
"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! Man, that's some good coffee!!!"
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Rampaging across the steppes, carrying buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Rita Jo Rose! And she gives an ominous scream:
"I'm going to fuck you until you pee fire, and hit you with a steamroller!!!"
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