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just got back from a most enjoyable lunch w/ camille, vaughn, and jaelyn. good times! it looks like some boys have decided to start a club... it sounds sooo cool--the only problem is that it's an all guy thing. Girls, let's start one of our own!! we'll chat later...
and it looks like vaughn, kevin, mark, and rannel are living together next semester... and their place, it's gonna be called the "MAXI PAD". hahahahahahahahaha... it'll be the place to be! (the fun house) and i guess holly and francesca might live together too... (the study lounge). yup... and where will i be? i'll be in stern again... on the northside. darn engineering! my life is so hard...
man, this semester just flew by! i can't believe it... i really can't. but then again... i'm glad that there's no more chem in my future!! hahaha!! oh well... it's no big deal. so what if my academic record took a plunge... your first semester is always the hardest, they say. i definitely didn't feel that way in high school though... high school was soooooo easy! geez... all you high schoolers out there... enjoy it!! really do! it's the time of your life... until college! hahaha... college has been a good experience so far. i really need to grow up though... in many ways. i can say that i've grown since august
((WOAH! the crane in the big ditch by Pimentel just started swinging very quickly!! that was very scary!))
ok... oh, yeah, me growing up: there's a long way to go before real adulthood... kinda. or at least before i'm done with school and need to move out of the parent's place (actually... they've told me many times that i can live there till i'm married?!?! ummmm...) and get a stable job and start focusing on all of that including starting a family of my own (provided i ever settle down w/ a man or lower my standards a lil... jk jk. i swear i'm not THAT picky.) yeah... i've got awhile till i get there.
but on the way... i really hope i can keep these friendships going. i mean, lauren and i have already talked it over and my kids'll go over to her place to play, and mine to eat... haha. but other than that, who knows what's gonna happen? Friends Forever, right?
+ THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SONG I'VE HEARD IN A LOOONG TIME! THANKS VAUGHN! and yeah... i think we're good enough friends to help eachother commit suicide... (hahahah! WHAT?!?! WHY!?!?! <-- a wally-ism.) *oh right.. the -isms... the boys are gonna compile a coffee-table book of all us first years. profiles. pictures. -isms... now they just need a coffee table!* ok... so the song goes like this:
Big Ass Rock - The Full Monty
Let's find a rock
I mean a big-ass rock
Or maybe something like
A cinder block is better
I'll hoist it up
And drop it on your face, my buddy
And just before the lights go out
You'll see my smile and you'll know
You've got a friend
With a rock
Who cares
I mean a big-ass rock
Or rope
I got some quality rope
Made for a man who's devoid of hope
Like you are, my buddy
Michael -
Unh, that's Malcolm.
Yeah, Malcolm. Right!
And I won't leave you swinging there
Twitching like a fish while you claw the air
I'll grab your feet
And pal o' mine
I'll pull real hard
And snap your spinal cord
The world is cold when you're alone and
They ignore you
But don't kill yourself
We'll do it for you
You've got a friend
You've got a friend
You've got a friend
You know, I asked a guy once if he'd mind putting me in a barrel
and sending me over the falls. You know what the son of a bitch
said? "Drop dead, asshole."
People are pricks. I asked this guy to take his air compressor and
drill me with a six-inch nail right through the eye...
What'd he say?
"I'm low on nails."
People are selfish pricks.
Another time, now get this, I just lay down in front of a steam roller
and asked the guy just to proceed, you know, business as usual, and just
squash me like a bug.
That's a good way to go, Jer, the ol' bug squash.
Hey! We could tie a plastic laundry bag over his head.
Naw, that's such a wimp suicide.
I stuck my finger in a socket once. It hurt real bad...but it
didn't kill me.
Malcolm, stay out of this.
I've got a friend
Like Carole King
Or was it Carly Simon
Used to sing?
I always get those two confused
But anyway -
I turned around
And suddenly
I'm not alone
It ain't just me
I'm like a player on the team
Player on our team!
I'm part of the gang...
Part of the gang!
A member of the club
Welcome to the club!
Oooh ... let's get a club
I like the big-ass rock
Naw, one good swing and
I'll clean his clock
Forever
Let gravity do the work!
It's a man's way to die, Mikey.
Malcolm!
I got friends
Friends who will
Love you like a maniac
And lead you like a lamb
Ooooh...
To the railroad track
And tie you down
I've got friends!
Ooooh...
Or tickle your wrist
With a single-edge razor
Or buy you a beer with
A Draino chaser
Or dump you in the
River with a rock
A big-ass rock
Here's a nice one right over here
Can I give you a hand with that? It looks heavy.
No, Dave
It's ain't heavy...he's my friend
Come on, group hug.
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